She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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