I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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