school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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