Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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