The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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