Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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