Don't you send me to vm
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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