before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I woke up under a house in Key West
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