My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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