this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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