just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
