I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
So many bounce houses so little time
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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