I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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