Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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