Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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