Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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