Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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