Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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