"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
my poor anus
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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