smell my finger.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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