About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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