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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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