we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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