I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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whose parrot is this?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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