The maid of honor just puked.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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