Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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