Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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