I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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