Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Randomize
