Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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