So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Couch. On fire.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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