And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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