quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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