Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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