Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
