i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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