So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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