I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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