We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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