so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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