ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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