i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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