I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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