i just google imaged poop.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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