I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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