Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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