im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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