If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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