I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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