we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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